okay but

a harry potter / khr fic where after the war 18 yr old harry got hella bored with inactivity etc and instead of marrying ginny he ended up as a babysitter for this really strange royal family with two crazy and blood thirsty princes.

and then the little prince that he was assigned to take care of killed his brother and decided to join some ridic assassination squad and harry was like but you don’t even know how to comb your fucking hair on your own wtf i gotta go with you i guess

and idk where that would go but harry as a parental figure to bel is what i’m here for