okay but an au fic in which

naruto travels back in time to get rid of tobi when he was still a child. So he turns up, ready to do da killing, and then realizes that this isn’t yet Tobi, this is Obito, who’s lost and lonely and and and Naruto doesn’t like killing anyway so why not just stick around and maybe raise the kid etc.

And then Madara, who got his youth back probably out of sheer spite (nah I’ll come back with some solid explanation to why the dude looks ~30) turns up and is all like I HAD MY EYE ON THAT ONE and Naruto’s like piss off, i adopted him now he’s mine. Keep your eyes off of him.

And Madara being like just you fucking watch me and tries to lure Obito away by teaching him a few jutsus but Naruto does that too and Obito doesn’t even know really where these people came from, but they’re nice and they help him and life isn’t so lonely anymore.

So I want Naruto and Madara accidentally becoming co-parents to young Obito.

Team Minato meeting Obito’s “parents” after a mission gone slightly sideways, where Naruto’s cursing with his sage mode on, telling Obito that he’ll kick the ass of whoever gave him that black eye and Madara, who makes senior bystanders go “hey you look vaguely familiar, who are you?”, just says “you can’t fight his battles for him. I’ll teach him a new jutsu and let him handle it himself.”

And another scene in which Naruto praises Konoha and tells Obito how he loves the village, and Madara turns up to say “but IF you were to become an S class missing nin, you’d still be fully supported”.

First the other naruto fic tho. Get That G.