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A HP FIC IDEA

I JUST GOT ONE

ok so this is an AU. Roll with me, we love AUs. How do I start. Fuck, I haven’t actually slept much because we’re rly busy at work and i’m going to sweden again tomrorow and i haven’t packed yet lmao whatever. FIC IDEA. Oh yeah also I got accepted to this rly fucking rad uni to do my master’s prog in my preferred track so im all about achievements these days. BUT ANYWAY. FIC IDEA.

Ok so, I wanna write a veela fic or smth. But like, wait. It’s an AU, like I said. Starts with the canon HP setting where voldebabe temporarily dies, BUT. THE WHOLE BOY WHO  LIVED THING IS KEPT HIDDEN. Like, people have only vague ideas and assume that Dumbledore defeated Voldemort etc. So nobody know about Harry, really, and Sirius’s case is investigated and he doesn’t go to Azkaban. Instead he and Harry live at Grimmauld etc.

But like, the plot is sorta similar to canon but like, let’s just jump to the part i actually like??? So this whole veela bsns. Yes, there are veela mates, but it’s not the kind YOU GOTTA OR YOU DIE stuff. More like “law says that if you find your veela mate you gotta at least spend some time together platonically unless there are srs reasons to why you can’t”.

And draco’s the veela because of course he is. And he has no rivalrly with harry because yeah he’s vaguely aware of the polite but not timid potter who’s adopted by cousin sirius black, because potter is rly good at quidditch. But aside from the vague awareness, he doesn’t find potter interesting or attractive because look at that unruly mess of a hair and those huge glasses and wy does he dress like a homeless person??? has anyone seen his eyes ever??? he’s the best seeker bt what the f u c k.

And then badabim-badaboom, puberty hits dRaco and with that the revelation that shit, potter is his veela mate. And he doesn’t understand why because omfg talk about a downgrade. And he shows it, too. that he’s not happy.

Meanwhile Harry, who’s best friends with ron and hermione, is neck deep in this whole So I Discovered I Am A Horcrux, How Do I Deal With This bsns. So he’s got his dad’s cloak and when vodlemort truend to dust, the ring conveniently ended up in harry’s baby fist long enough for the resurrection stone to be like “m8 yaaaasss”. And now I’m imagining the stone to talk like Wendy Williams. Whatever. Ok, moving on.

So Harry’s busy doing important things like saving the world when voldemort tries to return, and Draco is stil like I DON’T LIKE POTTER but then Viktor krum turns up and he and harry get along like a house on fire, and draco is like I DON’T LIKE THIS FRIENDSHIP EITHER.

And then 6th year happens and Draoc and Harry end up talking sometimes, but not too much because even tho Draco now thinks that maybe Harry’s a lil bit cute, and at least he’s rich and from a decent family despite his mother, he still thinks that Harry’s a bit of a loser. Nothing exciting.

And then Harry runs off with Ron and Hermione, rides a dragon outta gringotts, wages a war against the dark lord, raids the ministry, frees some prisoners and and that shit. and draco’s like what.

And after that they start learning about each other more and harry tells him about the basilik and philosopher’s stone and all that stuff.