it’s time for the chinese zodiac to take off in western side of internet. forget rising sun moon etc signs, tell me your animal signs & element!! THERE’S SO MUCH POTENTIAL DRAMA WESTERN INTERNET IS MISSING
I’m a Metal Dragon that rocks
I’m apparently a Water Rooster. While fascinating, all my brain will supply to me as commentary is “haha damp cock.”
Fire Rabbit 😀 😀 😀 THE ONLY RABBIT THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT or at least complain a lot about it
“Earth Dragons make better decisions because they act more rationally. ” INCORRECT
Water Monkeys are extremely sensitive and often feel hurt by the
things that are said to them. They refuse to show their sensitive side
to others and as a result, are extreme jokesters. If they can stay
focused, they can succeed, but more often than not, they’re easily
distracted from their goals.
“Earth Snakes always seem to be calm and content. They’re friendly and approachable and believe that they’ll reap great rewards by working hard and relying on common sense.”
Sounds accurate!
marlowfication 