please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
I read the article and boy there are some more real nuggets of wisdom in it (watch the video tho I didn’t include that one):
IDENTITY CONDIMENTS
MAYO IS THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF CONDIMENTS
MAYONNAISE IS THE AMERICAN DREAM
M A Y O P H O B I A
YOUNG PEOPLE DONT LIKE MAYO AND THAT MEANS THEYRE INTOLERANT
marlowfication 