billiam-spockspeare:

gaypoedameron:

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

he is just That Bitch

thesylverlining:

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

Writing a WIP? Tell us what you’re working on and share a juicy tidbit! Because nothing is more exciting than a present that is yet to be opened! After you share, tag other writers you would like to share as well!

Thank you @youlighttheskyfanfiction for tagging me! ❤

I’m always slowly working on a million WIPs, but I’ll talk here only about three?? And even then, I don’t have future scenes ready for all of these fics, so I’m just going to go down the bullet-point route. Three bullet points for each fic. No juicy tidbits??? I’m sorry thisi is not at all suitable for this meme but I really wanted to participate uhuhuhuuu

The Train to Nowhere

• We’re like abooouuutt halfway? Maybe a bit less than halfway done with it, but there’s a lot more to get through before I can wrap this fic up.
• The Arc that we’re starting now is going to be mostly about the Fading/Gone Tribe, and it will kind of reintroduce the horror element back into the fic.
• From chapter 90 (I guarantee y’all will forget this by the time we get there): Breathing had never been this difficult, and Harry struggled to keep his eyes open. Eventually, he gave up – what was the point, anymore?
  “Hey,” he finally managed to croak, startling Tom, who was staring at him with wide, glassy eyes. “It’s okay. I’m good to go. I’ll wait for you by the trains.”

The Voice of a Silent Man

• This is a KageHina oneshot (and I can never do simple plots bcz fuck me apparently), and the summary is:
• Lady Sei Shônagon enjoyed her life in the court at the height of the Heian era. When she passed away, an ornament gifted to her by the Empress Teishi herself was lost.
  
• Nine centuries later, Hinata Shoyou keeps wondering why he’s constantly looking for an ornament that he doesn’t remember ever seeing. His search for the ornament leads him to a cold case, now only kept going by Kageyama Tobio, a lawyer whose non-verbal father was sentenced years ago for a crime he did not commit.

My Head’s Underwater (But I’m Breathing Fine)

• A commissioned TTN-spinoff starring Regulus/Harry
• It’s basically an AU in which rather than kill Regulus at the end of the third task, Harry captured him and brought him back alive.
• In which Harry accidentally seduces Regulus, and then Regulus – not so accidentally – decides to do smth about it.

I taggggg @thecarnivorousmuffin @mavrickison @peasantaries and @gotham-mother-of-monsters

thebootydiaries:

me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,

yes i’m in nardo fandom again, sue me.

also if u have ever been cornered by a demonic rabbit, you’re not allowed to judge me.

BUT ANYWAY

so y’all know i’m into time travel fics. like, to say the least. time travel fics are my jam. and i want a naruto one.

The plot would be smth like, kagyua is a tougher cookie than expected, slingshot back in time, yada yada same old shit. Except this time Naruto’s like, ok, we (I) did a lot of mistakes in the past, but this is a new era, new me, nd i’m soooo not going to make any mistakes ever, 100% dattebayo.

To which Kyuubi’s like: yeah right.

But Naruto’s like, really determined to keep the timeline similar for as long as possible, so he’s trying to make sure that everything happens as it did the first time around.

Which means that when he’s 6 yrs old chillin by the Naka river and a dying Uchiha drifts past him, he’s like oh shit, it’s definitely not time for the Uchiha massacre, right? This isn’t how it happened. Let me fish out this dude and make sure he lives. What’s the harm in that, right? Naruto is just sticking to the timeline. And after dumping Shisui at a hospital (look,  i just found him), he goes home super satisfied and feeling accomplished.

Except like, then the Uchiha massacre doesn’t happen? Instead a shitton of Uchihas get arrested??? And Danzo too??? and Naruto’s like sweating bullets like oh shit oh shit i fucked up I FUCKED UP H O W. And Kyuubi’s like yeah I saw this one coming, congrats on fucking up, go big or go home, as always.

And then Shisui starts hanging around Naruto like heyyyy, can’t believe i owe my life to a 6 yr old orange. And I really want to make this a Shisui/Naruto eventually, but I’m a total sucker for Shikamaru, so who knows rly.

And like,  it sounds really light and comedic, but this fic would be my TTN-esque contribution? Basically a long struggle of a fic about Naruto’s quest to kill a deity. And even tho he’s gunning for Kaguya, he encounters Inari and Jashin and all the other deities and he doesn’t even realize what’s mind blowing about hanging around these beings.

So, yeah.

But also I want a fic in which Naruto after his failed genin exam steals two, not one, scrolls. One of them is the original scroll, and the other one is the super secret uchiha massacre assignment. And Naruto’s like, oh shit, what the fuckkkk do i do with THIS. So he burns it and pretends he didn’t see it. Except he really can’t stop thinking about it, and by the time Sasuke decides to leave, Naruto’s like you know what, maybe that’s what you should do. Go out there, find yourself, and find out if anyone has possibly been lying to you, you know. Not that I would know, I know nothing. And Naruto is accidentally so supportive that Sasuke falls a lil bit in love, and they just. Things escalate, and by the time they’re like 15 Naruto has finally sorted out his thoughts and tracks down Sasuke and is like listen, look what I found out totally five minutes ago, I have not been sitting on this info for who knows how long. And then they plot the downfall of Danzo together etc. And SasuNaru happens because why not.