Author: marlowfication

but what about a crack au fic in which sawada tsuna and kongo agon become bffs

Like what if when moretti (was that his name? the guy who pretends to be a corpse) turned up and did his thing, tsuna’s reaction to it was panic af on the inside, but all bsns on the outside? So much to reborn’s delight he just picks the body and goes to the next city over to dispose of it, and that’s where the kongos are vacationing that summer and agon just happens to see tsuna throwing a body into the river or smth

and then tsuna sees moretti waking up to swim to the shore and is like FUCK? WHAT IS GOING ON and reborn hands him a gun (because of course) and tsuna doesn’t know how to shoot and agon steps in like lemme show you how that goes and moretti almost dies and reborn is like opsy daisy, shit happens lmao.

and while agon thinks tsuna is some badass mafioso undercover (i mean not entirely wrong) tsuna thinks that agon is a super helpful fella with bad fashion sense (only half of that is wrong) and they just hit it off for some reason and by the time they actually figure each other out it’s been too many years to back out of that friendship anymore.

just gimme that pls

بدلًا من قول “تصرفي كأنثى” قل “تصرفي بأدب وإحترام”
لأن الأدب والإحترام ليست مفروضة فقط على الأنثى

بدلًا من قول “استرجل” قل “تحلى بالشجاعة والقوة”
لأن الشجاعة والقوة ليست مفروضة فقط على الرجال

Instead of saying “act like a lady”, say “be polite and respectful”
because not only women should do these things.

Instead of saying “man up”, say “have courage and stay strong”
because not only men should do these things.

(via arab-quotes)

okay but an au fic in which

naruto travels back in time to get rid of tobi when he was still a child. So he turns up, ready to do da killing, and then realizes that this isn’t yet Tobi, this is Obito, who’s lost and lonely and and and Naruto doesn’t like killing anyway so why not just stick around and maybe raise the kid etc.

And then Madara, who got his youth back probably out of sheer spite (nah I’ll come back with some solid explanation to why the dude looks ~30) turns up and is all like I HAD MY EYE ON THAT ONE and Naruto’s like piss off, i adopted him now he’s mine. Keep your eyes off of him.

And Madara being like just you fucking watch me and tries to lure Obito away by teaching him a few jutsus but Naruto does that too and Obito doesn’t even know really where these people came from, but they’re nice and they help him and life isn’t so lonely anymore.

So I want Naruto and Madara accidentally becoming co-parents to young Obito.

Team Minato meeting Obito’s “parents” after a mission gone slightly sideways, where Naruto’s cursing with his sage mode on, telling Obito that he’ll kick the ass of whoever gave him that black eye and Madara, who makes senior bystanders go “hey you look vaguely familiar, who are you?”, just says “you can’t fight his battles for him. I’ll teach him a new jutsu and let him handle it himself.”

And another scene in which Naruto praises Konoha and tells Obito how he loves the village, and Madara turns up to say “but IF you were to become an S class missing nin, you’d still be fully supported”.

First the other naruto fic tho. Get That G.

considering how konoha came to be and the history between uchiha and konoha, and how relatively recent those events are by the beginning of the narutoverse (just a few generations, the hatred senju and uchiha clans had for each other can’t possibly disappear just like that especially since the uchiha seem to have stayed in a compound rather than actively live among other people), and how easily the massacre of the uchihas was ordered (srsly it would’ve been enough to get rid of the people who were involved rather than every kid etc), I just can’t really bring myself to like fics in which sasuke is somehow glorified and called “uchiha-sama” by the council memebers. They’re all seniors, they know better. This is beyond girls liking the hottest guy in the class.

maybe i should write a naruto fic too