I’ve got 3 hrs to write, and I think I finally know the oneshot. I promised a drarry oneshot a long time ago, and honestly I owe the person so much for their patience, and goddamit now’s the time for me to finally deliver.

sweet-vitya:

dangerbooze:

acid-wash-and-lemonade:

contrainous:

rrosetum:

mai-vie-decat-florile:

min-taka:

iuuubire:

min-taka:

acidwaste:

saipng:

zanimez:

furioustheowlboy:

yuuri-akatsuki:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

so anyway, i got tasked with supervising a bunch of b.sc. students today, and overheard one of them saying he was born in 1998 (they were discussing ages i assume), and I’m thinking like… dude… 1998??? dude… that… dude… aren’t u like 4 yrs old now? But no, children. It’s 2018, and he’s 20, and I’m once again reminded that time does go by.

rewritingdavid:

cephalotodd:

literally who could ever hope to match magnetos level of iconicness…. pulling the iron out of a mans very BLOOD then making it into a fucking platform to stand on as he levitates his way across thin air while spinning more iron orbs around him for absoultely no reason…. the panache. the performance. the drama. could you get any gayer

lovepsychothefirst:

isaiahmustafa:

Watson and I feel that, in order to do our best work, the chemistry needs to be right.

#see THIS is what makes Sherlock in Elementary so unique#a lot of versions of Sherlock#or pretty much Any modern crime drama would have the brilliant detective calling the other detectives ‘idiots’#or ‘amateurs’ or basically insulting their intelligence and ability as detectives#here Sherlock is both acknowledging their skill as detectives and crediting that to their Captain’s leadership#while also acknowledging that he can’t work with them because THEY don’t like him#all the while he is accepting as fair because he’s self-aware to know he’s not easy to work with#there are ways to depict an anti-social genius without being a huge asshole to everyone#and this is it

sonicallycohesive:

Theodora Crain in 1.03 – “Touch”

“See, when I was little, I was afraid of a lot of things. I didn’t have to be, though. They were all in my head. I just didn’t know that yet. But when I was scared, I would imagine myself building a big wall all around me made of the strongest bricks in the whole world. And when I got scared, I would imagine myself putting another one on, one after the other until that wall was so thick and so strong I knew I’d be safe in there, forever”