narutos magnetic pull to make every emotionally repressed goth boy he meets a little gay and a little in love with him is so powerful like gaara and sai literally turn their entire lives around because they think naruto is cute
hey yes im tired but let’s put that on pause because i was just studying when i thought that if you turned someone into an ant, and then stepped on them, but then they bleed as much as they person they used to be and not the ant they turned into, wouldn’t that be hilarious
hey quick question, is the blood pressurized inside the person’s tiny ant body? does the accidental murderer get thrown fifty feet by a sudden jet of blood?
YES
like u step on an ant and suddenly WWOOOOSSSHHHH huge amounts of blood hit you so hard you fly back. ur leg, of course, is broken.
im laughing hysterically
blood is everywhere, you’re in incredible pain, u probably have a concussion and a new belief in immediate karmatic retribution
and it’s all gushing out of a tiny, tiny ant
like wouldn’t it be fucking amazing???
im crying this is the best thing ive thought about all day
“and how did these injuries occur?”
“i told you, doctor, it was the ant. i stepped on it and it fucking exploded. like a bloody confetti bomb. of actual blood.”
“Sure, Steven. Now, let’s have you checked in until next Sunday, hmm?” “For my leg?” “For your head.”
Basically, don’t step on ants because the fact that this has never happened before isn’t absolute proof that it will never happen. #illuminati
hey yes im tired but let’s put that on pause because i was just studying when i thought that if you turned someone into an ant, and then stepped on them, but then they bleed as much as they person they used to be and not the ant they turned into, wouldn’t that be hilarious
hey quick question, is the blood pressurized inside the person’s tiny ant body? does the accidental murderer get thrown fifty feet by a sudden jet of blood?
YES
like u step on an ant and suddenly WWOOOOSSSHHHH huge amounts of blood hit you so hard you fly back. ur leg, of course, is broken.
im laughing hysterically
blood is everywhere, you’re in incredible pain, u probably have a concussion and a new belief in immediate karmatic retribution
hey yes im tired but let’s put that on pause because i was just studying when i thought that if you turned someone into an ant, and then stepped on them, but then they bleed as much as they person they used to be and not the ant they turned into, wouldn’t that be hilarious
hey quick question, is the blood pressurized inside the person’s tiny ant body? does the accidental murderer get thrown fifty feet by a sudden jet of blood?
YES
like u step on an ant and suddenly WWOOOOSSSHHHH huge amounts of blood hit you so hard you fly back. ur leg, of course, is broken.
hey yes im tired but let’s put that on pause because i was just studying when i thought that if you turned someone into an ant, and then stepped on them, but then they bleed as much as they person they used to be and not the ant they turned into, wouldn’t that be hilarious
even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao
Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons
TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around
Hey I wanna talk about this.
I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.
I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:
– I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps
– See above RE: toilet paper
– I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food
– The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)
– I had to make rent
– My sister had to make rent
– My son had to make rent
– I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die
– I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health
But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.
So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.
I did the 16personalities test. I feel like I may have done this a few years ago, but I couldn’t remember what I got then, so I did it again after watching Hat Films.
marlowfication 