That water is so fucking clear…
type of place I wanna live
I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday
Probably useless info but, the water is super clear because of the carp!!!
that is wonderful and useful info; what good scaly boys, they do their job so well
Tsuna: So the Guardians are detecting some favoritism towards Yamamoto from you.
Reborn: What? That’s crazy, I love Yamamoto and those not-Yamamoto’s equally.
My mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety, but she didn’t raise a quitter.
would u respek me in the morning if u caught me reading nardo fanfics again
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
Icon.
don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
What does human flesh taste like?
Of course the age, the body part being eaten, and the cooking method shall affect the taste of the meat. Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal who killed and ate a willing man that he discovered online, reported that human flesh tastes like pork “but a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good.” Issei Sagawa, a Japanese cannibal who killed and ate a female classmate that he had a crush on, described human flesh as “odorless” and not “gamey.” Arthur Shawcross, a serial killer who targeted prostitutes in Rochester, New York, claims that cooked human flesh tastes like a “nice roast pork.” Omaima Nelson, an Egyptian model who bludgeoned her husband to death before skinning, castrating, and eating his ribs, described eating them as “so sweet, it’s so delicious… I like mine tender.”
I wish I had the confidence of a bad male writer
Xanxus: I admit, some mistakes were made.
Tsuna: Murders. Some murders were made.
Vanoss: Why is your back all scratched up?
Delirious: [Flashback to him chasing a raccoon after Evan told him to leave it alone.]
Delirious: I’m having an affair.
one thing that’s always bothered me about most people’s depiction of Holmes’s usage of cocaine is that most people in Victorian England were only just beginning to realize how badly it affected people???
like tbh I feel like a better modern equivalent would just be Holmes dumping a five hour energy into his fifth cup of coffee while Watson, a trained medical professional, stares at him in horror
I’ve always thought this
This post is my new favorite
marlowfication 